Crowdy bus n' a crazy alien

HAHA. Then it was time to go to my dad n' start planning my new LIVING ROOM! But to get there I need to take the BUS! As usually the bus was CROWDY. Even full to make it correct! I even started to talk a bit to this little boy outside. He had been waiting for the bus for like an hour or so! Hahahah. But anyways, there was this old crampy girl from idk wich country on the bus. She was sooo stupid n' didn't even wanna get her big ass on one chair so this little boy could sitt somewhere! ahhaa. The only free seat left on the bus. So it went nuts on the bus. This man started to talk to her, n' she just ignored him, n' said he was DRUNK. AHHAHAHAHA. To me she looked like she was a HOBO. I keept on laughing my ass off during that trip! How is it possible? She even said she had payd for 2 seats, but the other ticket was OOOOLD! HAHAHAHA. So she had to LIE over both of the seats. HAHAHA. Maaan. Jejej. So the little boy had to sit on the floor the entire trip!